Hawaiian Shirt #3

THIS VINTAGE ITEM FITS LIKE A LARGE

Imagine a tropical beach getaway: clear blue ocean water, the finest white sands, slight, warm winds and huge palm trees shading your spot on the beach where your beach chair is reclined to the perfect angle to be able to reach the cooler full of guava/mango margaritas.

Now imagine a squad of guitar-wielding, dirt bike-riding tiger sharks come ripping out of the forest and launch themselves off of your sandcastle, backflipping into the ocean onto a sick-ass sea turtle-wearing speed dealers.

You just imagined this shirt. Embody relaxation. Pursue chaos.